Rotten Belly Button
Rotten Joke of the Day

A gross joke every morning.

Told by a 5-year-old. Played by you at breakfast, in the car, or at bedtime. New audio joke every day for $3 a month.

Get the daily joke Cancel anytime. Groaning included.
Free sample: press the belly button

Where do belly buttons go to school?

Gross-o-meter

How it works

  1. You subscribe

    Pick a plan below. It takes about a minute.

  2. A joke lands every morning

    Each day a new 30-second audio joke arrives by email with a play button. No app to install.

  3. Your kids groan

    Press play at breakfast, in the carpool line, or at bedtime. Then they tell it to everyone at school.

The whole company

Chief Joke Officer, age 5

The Boss

Picks every joke, tells every joke, and rates every joke on the Gross-o-meter.

  • Laughs at the punchline before he gets to it
  • Has final say on what counts as gross
Head of Recording

Dad

Holds the phone, fixes the audio, sends the email, and is allowed to groan.

  • Not allowed to pick the jokes
  • Not allowed to explain the jokes

The Gross-o-meter

  • Slightly stinky. Safe for grandma.
  • Sock drawer. Mild groaning.
  • Lunchbox from last week. Kids say "ewww" and ask for another.
  • Boogers involved. Not for the dinner table.
  • Maximum rotten. Saved for Fridays.

Gross, never mean. No bad words, no making fun of people. The rudest it gets is a toot.

Pricing

Daily Joke

$3 / month
  • A new audio joke every morning
  • Gross-o-meter rating on every joke
  • Cancel anytime
Subscribe monthly

Whole Year

$30 / year
  • Everything in Daily Joke
  • 2 months free
  • A thank-you joke recorded with your kid's name in it
Subscribe yearly

Custom Joke

$5 one time
  • A joke made just for your kid, using their name
  • Great for birthdays and sick days
  • Delivered within 3 days
Order a custom joke

Not sure yet? Get the Friday joke free and upgrade when your kids start asking for more.

Questions

Is a 5-year-old really in charge?

Yes. He picks the jokes and does the telling. Dad handles the parts that need a credit card.

Is it OK for my kids?

It's made for kids about 3 to 9. The jokes are gross, never mean: boogers, burps, stinky socks, and the occasional toot. No bad words.

How do the jokes arrive?

By email, every morning, with an audio player built in. Tap play on any phone or computer.

Is there a free version?

Yes. Free subscribers get the Friday joke, which is always the grossest one of the week.

What time do they come?

Around 7 a.m. Central, in time for breakfast.

Can I cancel?

Anytime, in one click from your account. No hard feelings, only hard groans.

Where does the money go?

Into the Chief Joke Officer's business account. Some gets saved, some gets spent, and some gets given away. He decides.